The moment of truth

• Longest minutes in life: 1. Waiting for food out of the microwave. 2. Waiting for that one text/call.

• Once I start disliking someone, EVERYTHING they do is irritating to me.

• Don't u HATE it when u miss a call by a few seconds, call the person back & they don't answer.

• facebook should change the status question from "What's on your mind?" to "What's your problem today?"

• People say u don't know what you've got until it's gone...truth is, you knew what you had, you just thought you'd never lose it.

• People in the background of photos make everything funnier.

• Did you know that when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to to extend your arm and punch them in the face.

• 3 biggest lies told: 1. I'm fine. 2. That was my last piece of gum. 3. I have read and i agree to the Terms & Conditions.